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Who? What?

Matt Oleszczak (pronounced: Oh-Lesh-Chahk).

This is his website. Or rather, his digital portfolio. See, he thinks he's gonna be some sort of writer. So he's trying to show every creative thing he's got.

He's from some dinky village in Wisconsin called Sussex. Right now he's frozen to the ground in Minneapolis, but we'll see if he thaws out and floats to greener pastures. He graduated from the University of Minnesota in May 2015, which is pretty cool, I guess.